and during the ceremony pope francis will wash the feet of 12 young inmates. >> let me get this straight, i've got to camp out overnight in st. peter's square to catch a glimpse of his holiness meanwhile some hooligan jacks a stereo and he's getting his feet washed by the pope? he's getting a manipopi, i don't get it. your holiness, if you don't want to end up somebody's punk as soon as you get up there, you walk up to the biggest guy in the yard and you just bless him right in the face. oh, my god, mr. president, the robots! oh, my god -- oh, they're jewish robots, they're bringing him a g nosh. i'm going to stop you right there, mr. president. good matzah, that's what's known as a goi tell, unless that was jammed inside a chipwich, it tastes like the box it came in. you're allowed to say matzah sucks, trust me, that's what netanyahu was thinking. >> man, tough to be colbert and stewart back-to-back. we have a check of the morning papers. how exciting is that? "usa today," hosted at the white house, the old family dining room. it's the fifth time the obamas have celebrated the holiday a